Maximka make em' go BOOM!

So, I believe ya'll red all this shiznit on Saniok's blog and I really see no point as to why I should write anythin', but my brother insists on me to update this crap for some reason, so here I am.

Aight, so I dunno what Incogny and Sanka were doin' during my and Mendelka's absence, but I can tell ya what me and Mendelka were doing, invadin' proxy bases. Every day, about three bases were supposed to be attacked by us doesn' matter if the base was a big ass warehouse, or a little ass apartment, we found it, we went in, we raised hell, we got out.

Only this time, that little plan didn' go as planned, for ya see, me and Mendelka were on our merry way to fuck them bitches up, when their base when completely Kaplowi! (Boom). Now I don' mind when my work is done for me, but I do mind when someone sets us up. In a matter of seconds we see at least three fuckin' cars with figures who wore hoodies over their heads and them silly masks. So me and Mendelka had to book it, stole some fat, bald guy's car and started trying to shake them bitches off our tail.

We did shake them off, but for a little while, that time was enough for me and Mendelka to arrive to Incognito, tell him and Saniok to get the fuck in the Van, grab one grenade, go and put the grenade behind the seats of the stolen car, close the door and through the open window tie the ring of the grenade, to the handle of the door. So when it would be opened, it would cause fireworks. Then I tumbled down the hill, got in the Van and told Incognito to drive into a forest, covered the Van with a bunch of big ass tree branches so we would remain unnoticed and told my bro to start driving as soon as he will see fireworks. I also noticed that Serij was in my Kevlar, why on earth it was on her and not on Incognito I didn't know, but I didn't really care.

Fireworks happened and judging by the fact that there were only three cars, I assume that most, or even all the proxies that occupied the third car, when to hell along with the stolen car. Mendelka laid down some covering fire, but then he stopped once we arrived into the city. I would have took the gun from him and kept on shootin', but Incognito being the person that he is, told me and Mendelka to lower our weaponry, since we were in a city full of people and we could hit some innocent bystander, wah, wah!

That's when I remembered that we have good ol' Maximka back in our Van, so I started assembling it, while telling Incogny to turn into some quiet place like an alley and stop when I tell him to. He did so, those two cars piled up behind us, having nowhere to turn, Mendelka opened up the back doors, I told everyone to close their ears and starting unloading a whole belt of bullets on their merry asses while yelling out my favorite song Kombat Batiania, so as to at least somehow block out the loud noise and avoid going completely deaf.

One car went boom, the second one followed in its footsteps shortly afterwards, the mixture of red, black blood on the walls, the smell of burnt flesh and shit was in the air and my ears were fuckin' bleedin'. Couldn' hear anythin' for the next couple of hours, Sanka tried to ask me somethin' couldn't hear what it is, so I told her, she got really scared of me talking, only in her post did I realize that I was just yelling and here I thought I had to brush my teeth.

And that is pretty much what happened.