Grocery Shopping.

Report #77 2013, April 21st.

I need to finish up with this "Judgment" business and quick, reason? I just made the news in this town.

I will try to make this as short as possible, since I'm in the process of packing my things.

Not even a simple trip to a grocery shop is safe for me. There I am, standing there, thinking on what I should buy for myself. When all of a sudden, a shotgun shot. At the time all I had with me was my Glock 9, first things first, I had to count how many of those thugs were there, I get a closer look and see at the cash register 4 clowns with their mother's socks on their heads. One of them jumped on top of the cash register and kicked the woman's groceries, at the same time yelling at her and pointing his shotgun at her.

Brats like that get a boner out of scaring people, innocent people. That pissed me off.

I couldn't hear what they were talking about, but after some time one of the thugs grabbed a guy in a suit and pushed him into the place in Grocery Shop's, where they chop up meat, I don't know what it's called on English, I'll go with Meat Locker. I would then continue to go after the thug, but first I had to clear the fire zone. Found an employee of the Grocery Shop, told him to rally up as many people as he can and get out the fire exit. The kid didn't question it, he just went with it, good kid.

You don't have to be a scientist to figure out that, the guy in the suit the Thug was pushing into the meat locker, was the shop's owner. The reason for them going into the Meat Locker, was because the safe was there, the dumb fuck kept his eye only on the shop owner, thank God it was a Meat Locker, was full of knives and cleavers. Respecting my love for cooking, I picked the knife and shoved it in between the thug's ribs and into his heart, at the same time covering his mouth, so he wouldn't make a lot of noise.

Next thing I did was grab The Shotgun and tell the Owner to continue opening that safe up, there was a possibility that we still had to bargain. The Owner insisted on calling the cops, I broke his mobile phone, the thug's mobile phone and the phone on the wall. Told him that no cops were required, this is a quiet town and shit like this rarely happens, the cops around here would only know to do one thing and that is throw a cordon around the place and then the wrong people would start dying.

I had to lure the thugs away from the front of the store, one shot of the shotgun into the ceiling was all that I needed to attract their attention. Only two thugs came running at me, which meant that one more remained at the Shop's Front, guarding the hostages. As those two were running in my direction, I tried to find a cover spot, I was stupid, I was too slow, they saw me jumping into a different isle, they started shooting away trough the groceries, I couldn't tell up from down, I was too busy rolling on the ground. During this rolling process, one thought kept me happy, there were no bodies, the kid did a good job.

Another thing, was that these idiots were stupid and trigger happy, they like to shoot before they look and that was going to help me. Thank God I was in the cleaning isle, I put a bunch of Ammonia and Chlorine Bleach into one trolley and launched it rolling at them. The fucks bought it, they started shooting at the trolley full of Ammonia and Chlorine Bleach, mix those two and you get Phosgene Gas.

If my memory serves me right, they used that gas in WWI to clear the trenches, I needed a diversion, the thugs came running out of the gas, not seeing anything, coughing uncontrollably, gave me a chance to blow them both off to kingdom come. One problem, one of the fucks was running while I was shooting both of them, he ran towards the front of the shop, I was able to shoot him, but the last guy was definitely alerted now.

He took a woman as a hostage, or a meat shield, I didn't know. Offered to make a deal, I bring the cash, or he starts killing people. I ran back to the meat locker, where The Owner was packing all the money into one bag, I took it away from him. On my way to the front of the store, I ran into a water tank full of crabs, I had an idea.

Came over to him, he told me to stop and started asking me how much money is in there, I didn't know, but had to come up with something, so I told him that there was about Twenty Grand in there. Told me to slide it over the floor, to him. He made the woman pick up the bag, while she did that I prayed that she wouldn't accidentally stick her hand in there. She didn't, the fuck grabbed the bag and started checking it for any "Tricks" as he said. Kept yapping about Paint Bombs in Money Bags while digging trough the bag, it's a good thing that he kept looking at me, he couldn't see what was in the bag, only feel.

Shortly afterwards the thug started screaming, his hand, had met with the claws of the crab that I managed to put inside the bag along with the money. In panic and pain, he let go of the woman and gave me a clear shot. I took it.

I could hear the sirens, so I had to work fast, saw that the woman was also an employee, so I asked her where the fire exit was (I forgot where it was), she gladly showed me, while we ran, she asked me why I was making a getaway, she was sure that I was a cop. Told her I wasn't, told her to forget what I looked like.

Once I got to the hotel room, I turned on the TV, the local news, to see if any of the people could identify me. Luckily, no, they said that a man in the mask had shot up all the thugs, they didn't describe the clothing, or anything. No doubt an investigation had started up, anyone hiding their face will be suspicious, so I have to high tail it out of here.

By the way, the silhouette of The Eye is looking at me right now, again that proud look, I ignore it, I need to pack up.

On a plus side, while I was running to the fire escape trough the isles, managed to grab myself some gummy bears. I needed something to eat.

Report #77 Ended.