So as some of you may know, while Incognito is off in that building, doing God knows what. I broke into his Van and so far managed to waste some of his money on a whole bunch of Gummy Bears, Skittles and Beer (Awesome combination ain't it?).
Seeing as Incogny has some followers on here, I dug trough their little blogs, and by God it was one of the most amusing experiences in my life, getting under their skin. Now I see why many proxies hang out on the web a lot.
So I decided to express my thoughts on some of you.
So who will be my first patient, hmmm...
I guess I'll go with Alexandria a.k.a. Sanna a.k.a. Saniok a.k.a. Serij a.k.a. The Curious Little Minx.
Not much interests me about her, but then again, she is just a kid, so no enormous expectations are to be had. What does keep me coming back to her blog, is her curiosity, she enjoys asking questions, and I enjoy giving answers, simple like that.
Bet if it weren't for this whole situation, she would be a good journalist.
Possibility of death: Oh so very fucking high.
Main factor of the death assumption: Is only a kid.
Diagnosis: Clouded by higher morals, if ever killed someone, would probably break down, not instantly, but slowly it would catch up.
Well twas fun...Also apparently I can see a shadow forming a big ass Eye on the building where Incognito is. Whatever, four days haven't expired yet, ain't going in.
- Dr. Kelevra.
I'm honoured that you chose me. "Saniok", "Serij", where the fuck did that come from. Excuse me while I open up Google Translate.
ReplyDeleteHowever I do note some flaws in your assessment. It fails to take in consideration external factors, and might I extend this to the fact that you are no psychiatrist.
If I killed someone? I don't think you know. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
When.
Saniok and Serij are shortened versions of Alexandira, sort of like Sanna, but the kind of variations like Saniok and Serij (Which means "Grey" in Russian) are mostly used..."In the streets"? Yeah I guess we can go with "In the streets".
DeleteI maybe no psychiatrist, but I had a lot of session's with psychiatrist's, so yeah, managed to study a little bit of psychology from them.
Does the word "Probably" mean anything to anyone these days?
When you first kill someone? You'll hate yourself. Possibly for the rest of your life. The alternative isn't a good thing; people who are too blase about death tend to end up visiting it on the wrong people.
DeleteWow. I suddenly love those nicknames.
DeleteSanna isn't the standard short form of Alexandria in English though, my family just came up with it. Man, I always wanted to be called Sasha but Serij is way cooler.
Whataya mean, "Possibility of death"? Aren't all deaths inevitable?
Not everyone hate themselves over killing someone, Me and Incognito, we enjoy killing people. I love it because it usually brings moral destruction to the close people, of the guy that I just killed.
DeleteAnd Incognito enjoys killing because it is the only thing he's good at, yet he never openly admitted it, I can feel it.
@Sanna: Well yes, I gotta edit, the possibility of Death during this game. You know, your chances of survival.
DeleteI think you two both draw a dichotomy between murder and leaving be.
DeleteIn evolutionary terms, our instinct is survival, of the collective species. That's why most feel terrible if they kill someone -- we would not be preserving the species. Those that felt good about it would have gone and killed each other and not reproduced.
But to kill in self-defense is a different matter. Go back to survival -- if you had to do it to survive, expect not to be as heavily hit.
Nobody sane kills without hating themselves. I probably should've clarified. And I wouldn't really count you anyway, Kelevra; I was referring to people, not rabid dogs.
DeleteAnd there's always another way than killing. I'm just usually too stupid to realise that before it's too late.
Delete*BEEEEP* WRONG!
DeleteDoesn't matter if you did it in self-defense, or for shits and giggles.
What matters is the feeling that comes afterwards, if it's guilt, horror and so on... Then you didn't enjoy it.
If it's satisfaction and relief, then you're a psycho. (Welcome to the club).
"I maybe no psychiatrist, but I had a lot of session's with psychiatrist's, so yeah, managed to study a little bit of psychology from them."
DeleteThats like saying: "I may be no chemist but I watched a lot of chemical experiments, so yeah I managed to study a little bit of chemistry from them."
And that'll probably result in some nasty accidents. Just saying.
I don't know which Russian nickname I prefer... they're both so fucking adorable. I oughta give you a British nickname. Would probably be Kez/Kaz or Kezza/Kazza.
DeleteBeing a psycho won't make you dangerous, just so ya know. Killing random innocents will.
@Alicia: Chemistry and Psychology, two completely different things, so yeah.
Delete@Sanna: And what do Psychopaths do? They kill innocent people, those who don't and claim to be insane, well they aren't insane. They are simply confused in their lives.
I do agree that killing makes you feel guilty. Very guilty. But when you don't have a choice you don't have a choice.
DeleteOr maybe I'm just one of these psycho's that loves killing and just in denial. Who knows.<x3
Oh by the way Kelevra, if I didn't mention it, this report is otherwise eerily accurate... no I probably didn't mention it cos I didn't want to show you I was freaked out. I always wanted to be an investigative journalist. Or a model. But then I looked in the mirror and I was like, 'Yeah, I think I'mma have to go with journalism.'
DeleteDoesn't matter. Without actuall theoretical knowledge your "mastery" of any field has severe flaws. Come back to me when you get an actuall degree in psychology. Untill then anything you post is amateur psychology at best and bullshit at its worst.
DeleteI'm betting it will be mostly the latter.<x3
@Sanna: Twas not really that hard to pin point you're desired career, after all you are a little curious minx.
Delete@Alicia: Psychology is not that big of a science, all you need to know in order to master it, is all the buttons which you can press in a persons mind. A degree never proved anything, all it is, is a simple piece of paper hanging from someones wall, showcasing how successful in their lives they are. A degree is something to boost a persons ego up, nothing else.
Minx. Where the fuck did that nickname come from?
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DeleteKelevra its funny how you think you can push any buttons. Sure you can scare a runner for a while with some creepy ass comments. Or scare them with a weapon in there face. But anyone can do that really.
Deletepsychology is more than that. And if you trully understood psychology you'd know that.
Who says anything about scaring anyone? Show me at least one example where I tried to scare someone. All I ever did in comments was answer questions, which I have been asked, answered them with honesty. Nothing else.
DeleteCausing fear is meaningless to me, amusing, but meaningless.
Also, you're trying to apply the "button tactic" right here, sorry, got rid of all of my "buttons" long time ago.
"got rid of all of my "buttons" long time ago."
DeleteThen how does your jacket stay closed?
<.< Had to say it.
Oops forgot to sign that! ~Shine
DeleteWho said its closed?
DeleteWouldn't that be cold? Unless you have a shirt underneath.
DeleteAlso please Mr Dragunov, can I ask some questions about that person you know that matches the description of my father?
Does that count for your pants too then? Or does that have a zipper? Even those need a button.. o.o
Delete~Shine
@Sanna: Paralyzed body, can't feel anything.
DeleteAnd no, and I won't, you might as well go try and make a tree talk. Equally useless.
@Alicia: Wouldn't you like to know all about my pants, but nope, no buttons and no zippers, sweat pants.
Do I have to stick up a blog post about it to get you to talk?
DeleteWhat do I have to do?
That wasn't me, it was Shine. The Dying man shard thats living inside of me without paying rent.
DeleteI have no interest in your pants.
Kelevra, we should meet for some tea or Whisky some time, There is no need to Fight or Kill yet, What do you say?
ReplyDeleteBut on what business might I ask? I mean I'm not against, but I need to know if the point of the desired meeting is to kill me.
DeleteOr if it's to simply chat.
Or maybe help out in killing someone?
Need those details man.
Also, you're not Strider, who are you?
Simple Chat, and I am Strider, Nikolai found me, gave me those meds why would I take them I'll never know, But I didn't take them. Why would I take them If I am me?
DeleteI can agree to a chat, though I would not know what you would possibly want to chat with me about.
DeleteBut as long as you have beer, I'm game.
If you want, send me the details to my e-mail.
You have an e-mail?? well I shouldn't be surprised considering you have a blogger account, Although I though you just made this account to mess with Runners or more so Incognito.
DeleteI did, the e-mail created as soon as I made my blogger account. So yeah, never intended on creating my own e-mail.
DeleteYou haven't set it your email to display on your blogger account profile. All I see are some links and your creepy ass picture.
DeleteWoopsie, well fixed that problem.
DeleteIs your surname Dragunov? I'm jealous. My surname sucks and it's not even quite my proper one if that makes sense, I mean it's my real surname but well I dunno.
DeleteIt's my last name, changed it a few years back.
DeleteI take it proxies have diplomatic immunity?
DeleteMine is Maclaren, that's my mam's last name. As Snowblind so tactfully spilled, I don't know who my father is. So I don't know what my surname would be in the traditional sense... but if you happen to know anyone who looks a little like me and has um possibly been to Alexandria, Egypt, well that doesn't narrow it down but cheers anyway.
I think I have an idea of who fits that description. But I ain't going to tell you, figure it out on your own, I mean what fun would it be, if I gave you all the answers?
DeleteI like giving answers, but I also like fun.
Who????????
DeleteDo you know them then? Do I fucking know them????
DeleteQuestions, questions...
DeleteMore detail if it helps:
Delete-Mam and stepfather won't talk about him. Can't tell if they don't want to, if they ain't allowed to, etc.
-Except when I asked if he paid child support and they said he wasn't a UK citizen.
-They would have had to have visited Alexandria in 1996.
Did this person you know visit Alexandria in 1996??? Please tell me.
Oh that fits the description pretty well, indeed, who would have thought.
DeleteBut, no, not telling, let that little mystery keep you up at night.
FUCKER.
DeletePlease. Please sir I just wanna know before I die. Please. Give me a clue. Please please.
First you insult me and then you practically beg me, oh this is so DELICIOUS!
DeleteI can actually feel, imagine how you are pissed at first and then you realize, that I am an actual lead and start begging me.
But still no, trust me, you will feel a lot more "Accomplished" when you find out for yourself.
How I am supposed to find out? If you're my only lead, I'm supposed to find out more from you. Or at least direct me to other leads.
DeletePlease sir. Yeh I'm begging you and it's not dignified but hell please I just want an inkling. Please.
Four words....
DeleteCry me a River.
All in due time, my dear little minx, there will be more leads.
River cried. but fuck you. trust luck to make YOU my best fucking lead. motherfuckers in the sky jig me around like a puppet for a fuckin good old josh.
DeleteI hope Incognito and Vikady survive, maybe if you know this person then they know him too. And they would be way more helpful.
They don't know nothing about this, they have no connections to this whatsoever, so yeah, even if they do survive, they won't be able to tell you.
DeleteHave a good night sleep.
Oh god, my father's not a fuckin proxy is he???????
DeleteDoes it matter if he is?
DeleteI wouldn't trust anything this crackpot has to say. He probably lost his marbles a while back.
Amen to that. Besides what good will knowing do you?
DeleteWow. And to think you're the asshole who managed to create a fucking leather jacket out of Azoth. It's like looking at a dumbass puppy with an axe in it's mouth. Stop embarrassing yourself. Are you even a proxy? You seem more like a freeloader who enjoys laughing obnoxiously loud at inappropriate moments.
ReplyDeleteYou give me too much credit, I'm blushing right now. Didn't take you for the kind of person to start underestimating people. Sad, sad...
DeleteOh I am a Proxy, but I do not follow the rules, as I said before, I should be in Germany right now, wiping out a hit squad, which was about to attack a Proxy base. But I just said fuck it and stayed here.
I'm the Proxy which is not afraid to break a couple of rules, in order to achieve my personal goal.
So in other words your just an insane person whose marked like the rest of us. Good to know.
DeleteNo, I'm a person, who is not marked as a target yet, but eventually I will be, because at some point, IT will get tired of my disobedience and start hunting me just like you. But unlike you, IT won't be able to reach.
DeleteAnd yes, I am insane, and there is nothing more dangerous than an insane person who realizes that he is insane.
So I will be able to reach?
DeleteAlso, I can think of a few more things that are more dangerous than an insane person who realizes he's insane. Like a bear. A lot less monologuing with bears.
Interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious. Could you do me? There's little to go on, but that makes it interesting.
I would pay to see an analysis on me.
ReplyDeleteConsidering you know the most about me here eh?
-Veigar
Oh God, don't encourage him.
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