First off, how my day went, pretty boring, but I don't complain, I'm very patient. What I am concerned about is my dear Fortissimo, she has been acting strange all day, not "bad" strange, but simply strange, I can sense it, someone I know, a familiar presence, not Master, not Proxy, something very close...I have a good idea who it is, makes me all happy too. Also more Skittles, shits delicious.
Now this is going to be a double analysis.
Patient #2:
Name: Mrs. Annalee a.k.a. A bitchy bitch.
My Thoughts: Reminds me a loooot of Incognito, both of them are monsters, I actually have some respect for her, because unlike a lot of you runners, fighters and survivors out there, she knows where she stands. So I don't take offense when she insults me and judges me, because she has judged herself a very long time ago.
Side note: Veeeeery cocky.
How long will Survive: A good chance of a good, long run, if only she would stop over estimating her enemies and ditch that kid, the chances would go OH SO VERY HIGH.
Patient #3:
Name: Daniel a.k.a. Danny Boy
My Thoughts: Oh so really close to cracking, obviously some shit happened to him in life, too pansy to get over it. Egoist, a very gigantic egoist, would rather lie down and die, but as we all know lying down ain't where it ends. Of no significant importance, but Master sees something in him.
Side note: Has Asthma.
How long will survive: Depends if Master decides to take him under his wing. Otherwise, once Mrs. Bitch disappears, a lot of chances to die. I mean com
SHE'S HERE! YES! I KNEW IT! OH DEARIE ME! HE ENCOUNTERED HER BEFORE!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW! OH THIS IS GLORIOUS!
- Dr. Kelevra singing off bitches.
Oh my god. You bought Skittles just to take the piss out of me, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmaybe.
DeleteI'd call you a dipshit, but you're cleverer than that.
DeleteWhen do I get my next clues? I have more questions to annoy you with.
Never, that's all the info I'm giving you, you decide what it means.
DeleteSeriously????????
DeleteI don't have much else to go on.
"1996 was just a set-up", that phrase has been crawling through my head ever since. A set up for deadly train accidents? You insinuate my biological father had something to do with it, and ya don't set up train accidents, you set up train "accidents". So, why would one do that? For shits and giggles? Because you were told to?
Is he even still alive? Hell, does he even know he has a kid?
Do you see the pigs flying? Well, when they do, then I spill the beans. Which is never.
DeleteHee Hee.
Police have helicopters now Kelevra.
Delete:D My curiosity drives me to ask for an analysis of myself.
ReplyDeleteMy, aren't you selfish.
DeleteAgain with the cheap punches at Danny, You forgot that he's got me showing him the ropes. Kids gonna be a fucking tank by the time I'm through with him, you can count on that.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the training does not finish in time hm? What if you die before you finish his training, he is as good as fucked.
DeleteNot cheap, tricky.
You're the lowest common denominator of Proxy. You just love to fill peoples brains with those dumbass "What Ifs..."
DeleteWho the hell cares about What Ifs. I don't give a shit about What Ifs. I know where I'm headed and I'm not going to let some overgrown squid and his lap dogs tell me otherwise.
Fifteen years and I'm still kicking. I'm not dying anytime soon. Stick that in your goddamn pipe and snort it fucker.
"You're the lowest common denominator of Proxy." Well DUH!
DeleteAre you trying to convince me that you don't give a damn? Or yourself?
Oh I give a fucking damn, don't get me wrong. I'm just disappointed is all. I'd give a lot to have my hands on your body, or at least your godforsaken jacket. Figures you would turn out to be one of those assholes who just sticks their tongue out and sings neh neh neh neh neh. You're annoying and you never shut up.
DeleteWhy do you like Skittles so much?
ReplyDeleteThey're disgusting!
What can I say, I have a boner for disgusting things.
DeleteI am going to keep bothering you until you do me. Because I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteGet in line hubby, there is a lot of patients that want my medical treatment.
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