Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Maximka make em' go BOOM!

So, I believe ya'll red all this shiznit on Saniok's blog and I really see no point as to why I should write anythin', but my brother insists on me to update this crap for some reason, so here I am.

Aight, so I dunno what Incogny and Sanka were doin' during my and Mendelka's absence, but I can tell ya what me and Mendelka were doing, invadin' proxy bases. Every day, about three bases were supposed to be attacked by us doesn' matter if the base was a big ass warehouse, or a little ass apartment, we found it, we went in, we raised hell, we got out.

Only this time, that little plan didn' go as planned, for ya see, me and Mendelka were on our merry way to fuck them bitches up, when their base when completely Kaplowi! (Boom). Now I don' mind when my work is done for me, but I do mind when someone sets us up. In a matter of seconds we see at least three fuckin' cars with figures who wore hoodies over their heads and them silly masks. So me and Mendelka had to book it, stole some fat, bald guy's car and started trying to shake them bitches off our tail.

We did shake them off, but for a little while, that time was enough for me and Mendelka to arrive to Incognito, tell him and Saniok to get the fuck in the Van, grab one grenade, go and put the grenade behind the seats of the stolen car, close the door and through the open window tie the ring of the grenade, to the handle of the door. So when it would be opened, it would cause fireworks. Then I tumbled down the hill, got in the Van and told Incognito to drive into a forest, covered the Van with a bunch of big ass tree branches so we would remain unnoticed and told my bro to start driving as soon as he will see fireworks. I also noticed that Serij was in my Kevlar, why on earth it was on her and not on Incognito I didn't know, but I didn't really care.

Fireworks happened and judging by the fact that there were only three cars, I assume that most, or even all the proxies that occupied the third car, when to hell along with the stolen car. Mendelka laid down some covering fire, but then he stopped once we arrived into the city. I would have took the gun from him and kept on shootin', but Incognito being the person that he is, told me and Mendelka to lower our weaponry, since we were in a city full of people and we could hit some innocent bystander, wah, wah!

That's when I remembered that we have good ol' Maximka back in our Van, so I started assembling it, while telling Incogny to turn into some quiet place like an alley and stop when I tell him to. He did so, those two cars piled up behind us, having nowhere to turn, Mendelka opened up the back doors, I told everyone to close their ears and starting unloading a whole belt of bullets on their merry asses while yelling out my favorite song Kombat Batiania, so as to at least somehow block out the loud noise and avoid going completely deaf.

One car went boom, the second one followed in its footsteps shortly afterwards, the mixture of red, black blood on the walls, the smell of burnt flesh and shit was in the air and my ears were fuckin' bleedin'. Couldn' hear anythin' for the next couple of hours, Sanka tried to ask me somethin' couldn't hear what it is, so I told her, she got really scared of me talking, only in her post did I realize that I was just yelling and here I thought I had to brush my teeth.

And that is pretty much what happened.

44 comments:

  1. I was in your Kevlar because I was told to put it on... but yeah, Incognito should have it next time, at least we all learned something.

    You have a hell of a loud shout, scared the shit outta me.

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  2. Right. The good, the bad, and the ugly on this one.

    The Good: They used my idea! Squee! Granted, it wasn't intended for you people (more for Kelevra's mob) but still, it's nice to see something I came up with used. Especially since it made it to France (our communication's been a little ropey lately, and I only shared the idea with some people I know in England. We need a mailing list or summat).

    The Bad: They didn't use it well. The original plan called for a close surveillance (as close as possible without getting proxies killed), then set it off when they're inside the building. I mean, that's just about standards more than anything. Standards and effectiveness.

    The Ugly: Sending proxies after youse. The entire point was to prevent direct confrontation (after all, Kelevra's mob have shown that current methods don't work so well), whoever's in charge got a load of people killed for no fucking reason. That's once again piss-poor standards. I mean, christ, all you have to do is avoid a fair fight. How hard is that? Yet it still ends in a fucking high speed chase...

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    1. If your strategy includes detonating the building with your own people inside of it, then I have nothing against that strategy.

      Because the warehouse that was detonated, had crap load of proxies inside of it.

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    2. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
      The entire point of that was to prevent proxies dying, the fuck is wrong with these people? Fucking hell, this is bad even for the French. Maybe it wasn't a proxy plan. I mean, someone did similar to Kelevra. I just thought that it was a trap, with the building empty. If it was a proxy leader who did this, that's a fucking piss take.

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    3. Considering how many bases they have been fucking over, I'm not surprised someone would sacrifice their entire team just to try and get them.

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    4. Yeah, while I can't understand it I could condone it; if they'd managed to get them. They didn't, so at best they fucked up and that got their whole team killed. At best. Hate to be the guy who had to make that call.

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    5. Proxies be tripping everywhere. I love it.<x3

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    6. Well yeah, we'd already established you're a bit of a psycho.

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    7. If a psycho goes proxy, you get a psycho proxy.

      Anything is better than a psycho proxy.

      Actually no, Psycho nests are worse.

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    8. Whereas if a runner goes psycho, you get a psycho runner. And they are worse than psycho proxies, because we have the capability to fetter our psychos.
      That said, I'll second the psycho nests one. Those things give me the creeps.

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    9. Wait, back up, same thing happened to Kelevra?

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    10. Yeah. Complete with surviving it, the spawny bastard. Thing is, his one was done by the FBI, and I doubt they're active in France. Unless it's some global proxy conspiracy, which would be awesome :D

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    11. FBI? Well we can find that out rather easily, one of my close friends and one of my most reliable contacts used to work in FBI, so I'm going to have to ask him to hack into FBI database and tell me what they're up to.

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    12. FBI are more internal (with regards to the US of A), kind of like MI5 back in dear old Britannia, as opposed to MI6 and the CIA (USA), who are more international. Someone's probably giving the orders for shit to be blown up though.

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    13. Either way, I'm gonna blame the French and see if we have any sources in MI5/6.

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    14. You know pHIl, it's funny hearing you call anyone a psycho, since you're the biggest psycho over here.

      I mean this obsession you have with preserving life, just so they can die later.

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    15. Meh. Way I see it, the longer people live the more likely they are to survive until someone works out a method to ensure immortality. So it's less making them die later as it is playing the odds.

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    16. Well technically the goal is to die of old age, and if someone works out immortality, no one will die of old age and will instead be struck down by disease and murder and stuff.

      And if it was immortality where you could survive anything, what if you had a neurodegenerative disease? Or if someone cut off your head and you had to walk around headless for the rest of your life? Or if you had a wasting disease and the flesh falls from your face and you are forever shunned by everyone? Children point at you and cry on the street? No job? No future?

      Am I over-thinking this immortality lark?

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    17. Nah, it's all speculative anyway. I mean, I'd say immortality would just be ensuring people don't die until a certain point. Like 'Logans Run', except less of a hellish dystopia and more a bunch of people who can't be killed and die aged 150. Course, more people living for a long time would lead to overpopulation, but to be honest, that's not as much of an issue as people think; If the population density in Texas was that of New York, it'd fit the world's population (source; Cracked.com, so take that with a pinch of salt. Or an entire salt mine).

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    18. Psycho runners are worse than Psycho proxies?
      Have you forgotten Kelevra used to be a proxy?

      Because you proxies sure did a great job fettering him. Oh wait.

      Seriously does the azoth in your body come with extra bullshit? Because you're full of it.<x3

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    19. I'll admit that I'm almost as full of bullshit as Blair, but you can't say he hasn't stepped up the murders now that he isn't a Proxy. I mean, sure he's sticking to the acceptable targets for now, but when he runs out of proxies, and turns on youse? Will you be able to stop him from running amok? Because I don't think you have the resources, or organization, or willingness to die doing the job. I want you to remember that.

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    20. What of Morningstar?

      I didn't see you guys having the willingness to stop him from playing those games he plays, what did he call them, it was something like "Flaming Baby Baseball" and another was making a person play "Dodge the Anvil".

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    21. To provide a citation for my post above, yes it was Flaming Baby Baseball.

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    22. But not, for example, 'Drop a bomb in New York'. Or 'Drive a bus full of people off a cliff'. Doesn't kill in large numbers. All that murderous energy, it's aimed by the proxies. Killing individuals is far preferable to killing masses of people. And to be honest, it's no skin off our collective nose if he kills individuals. A charity, we aint.

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    23. Burning down an orphanage and eating the children staying there? Link.

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    24. He got away with it. If he hadn't there probably would've been trouble, but he got away with it. So the question becomes; Would things be better without proxies? If there was nobody even trying to prevent him going apeshit on anything he felt like? Same thing as Jess; We take insane, violent people and point them away from us, and away from the general population. We don't have perfect control, but things now are a damn sight better than if we didn't focus that energy.
      I'm not going to claim we're good people, that there aren't incidents like that orphanage. But as solutions go, trying to kill the lot of us is a bit of a shitty method.

      Also, there's that psycho runner to compare against. Arkady. Burning cities, wasn't he? No source because I can't remember where I heard that, may have been on Fracture's blog. But which do you think is worse? A psychopath on our side burning an orphanage? Or one of yours burning a city?

      Or indeed, the general collateral damage from starting a war in the middle of several cities? To be honest, do you even know how many ininvolved died for each victory of yours?

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    25. But here's the difference.

      As stated, you guys have the resources and funding to stop Morningstar. Spoiler alert: you don't. Not because you can't. But because you won't. I've never even seen you guys even try to discourage him.

      Runners don't have the funds or the resources to stop Arkady. We aren't organised or networked the way you guys are. Perhaps if your Owner wasn't chasing us, we could sort out Arkady, alas, it is.

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    26. That was my original point. We have the ability to restrain our psychos' worst impulses, and so it implies that a proxy psycho is less of a danger to society in general than a psychotic runner.

      Also, we're kinda likely to get killed by Slendy if we overstep. Shit like that tends to stop one going too far.

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    27. And your original point is bullshit, and I'll tell you why.

      You said to Alicia, and I quote: "I don't think you have the resources, or organization, or willingness to die doing the job"

      You guys have the resources to stop Morningstar. You guys have the organisation to stop Morningstar. I guess you're lacking the willingness to stop Morningstar.

      So instead, what does Morningstar have? Path access, access to lower proxies, connections with his Master, networking to weaponry, sites to do his sick work in, funding, sources...

      What happened there was, you gave a psycho a bunch of resources to continue doing his work with, and to make his work more efficient.

      If you overstep? Tell that to poor Ahriman and Lepidus. Why are they dead, but Morningstar is still alive? Oh wait - because your Owner is as petty, evil and impulsive as any human being.

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    28. Yup. Full of bullshit, Slendy is petty. On the other hand, I didn't see Matvei having much trouble finding equipment. Med isn't exactly on a shoestring budget. You people have very little trouble getting equipped well enough to kill a shitload of people. Arkady is another example. The difference is that we avoid attracting attention, ensure that this shit doesn't go public. Could you im
      I have to go now.

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    29. Reading over his blog, I understand that Matvei was undercover as a proxy? So even if he wasn't a true proxy, he would have had access to their funding and resources. Med is a scientist. Arkady is an American.

      We are not networked in the same way, we do not have an organised market. You, conversely, seem to be confident that you guys are capable of eviscerating, gunning down, bombing and gassing Runners left, right, and centre, and that you all aren't because you're all apparently so nice to us.

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    30. I make files for fucks sake. I don't kill nearly as much as the rest, still kill, but not as much.

      How do you think I feel when after hours of compiling a file on a Runner, I'm then sent to kill said runner, and then the file becomes useless.

      Pisses me off.

      -Veigar

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    31. And they say this isn't a war. Why am I seeing all the signs of one then?

      Violence, weapons, people killing people, two sides fighting, propaganda, Organized attacks on each other.

      Ofcourse you proxies would prefer going back to the old days, when runners were easy pickings. Well fuck you, we're fighting back now, wether you like it or not.

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    32. I'd rather not go back to the old days. Back then whenever Runners DID fight back, it was much more catastrophic than it is now.

      If it was back then you guys would have a much better chance. Because people like Zeke and Zero would be back. And M would still give you all lessons.

      We would be fucked if it went back to the old days.

      -Veigar

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    33. But that was back when proxies were far less organised, as well. In 2012 you guys got your shit together, and we've been playing catch up.

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    34. And once we've caught back up we will push the proxies back down to what they used to be. And keep them there.

      And then, then we go after slendy.

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    35. Or more apropriatly:

      "Its simple, we kill the Slender man."

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    36. Batman would fuck Slendy over. And Green Arrow. And Elektra. And the Punisher. And Nemesis. All the ones without super powers would totally fuck him up.

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    37. Put Superman in a sun for 15,000 years and he can just *boob* him out of existence.

      -Veigar

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    38. 15,000 years? Superman can hurry up or get the fuck out.

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    39. Ye but if superman is anything like the one in "the man of steel" he'll *boob* the earth out of existance right along with Slendy.

      You're trying to save the world Clark, not destroy half of it. This isn't DBZ dammit.

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